How Men Change

The Love Word
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you,I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: God, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?

Back from Work
After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
After 6 months: I'm back!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet? Phone Ringing
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
After 6 months: Here, it's for you.
After 6 years: Answer the phone, damn*t!!

Cooking
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: Dumpling again??

New Dress
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did that cost me?

TV
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie.
After 6 years: I'm going to watch Pirates play; if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!

Making Love
After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
After 6 months: Let's make another baby, my mother just called!!!
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!